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The WE channel will be airing three competition-esque shows: A swimsuit makeover show, a lingerie makeover show and a wedding dress special. Flummoxed by their inability to cast the show entirely from Smith College, the casting directors asked FBLA to lend a hand.

We’re happy to, but only because we plan on rubber-necking our way through the snarl of society’s inevitable demise. Hence, the info:

Please e-mail 2 photos of yourself ASAP to bevshowme@yahoo.com. Give me your name, age, phone numbers, occupation, height, weight and measurements, single/married or engaged. Let me know if you’re interested in the swimsuit, lingerie or wedding dress segment and what your body issues are.

Maybe you’re too big on top or too small on the bottom or you always wear sweats at home and want to find the perfect lingerie. If you’re engaged, let us know when you’re getting married, if you have a date, and why you would like us to help you find your wedding dress.

Describe your personality, outgoing, talkative, fun, etc. Please give us a little story of why you would be perfect for this.

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