Greg Gutfeld takes the Huffington Post in a direction that was inevitable, really. With every other semi-literate adult already posting for free, there’s only one resource left: kids.

Called Huffpo Kidz!, the blog will feature offspring whose hyphenated last names only hint at the sensitive political world that accurately mirrors those of their thoughtful parents.

His all-star offspring lineup includes

“Immigration reform: If The Bad Men Build A Fence, who will pick me up from soccer practice and make me dinner?” by Cancun Zeta-Jones Douglas, age 3 1/2

“Sometimes I feel bad for our Maids,” by Patches Sarandon-Robbins, age 6

So, if you see some seedy-looking bloke hanging around the Petit Bateau boutique, don’t worry. It’s just Gutfeld, looking for his latest blogger.