The porn legend was arrested early this morning in Orange County on suspicion of drunk driving after crashing her car into a light pole.

The predictable jokes about how Jameson ought to know her way around a pole by now ensued.

TMZ has obtained the 911 call by a witness to the crash, which occurred around 12:45 a.m. The caller said, “I was actually getting ready to call you guys because she was drunk. Next thing I know, she went into the pole.”

Jameson was taken into custody on the scene after flunking a field sobriety test. She reportedly refused medical treatment, and was cited and released hours later. She is at home and doing well, according to a statement released by her website.