It Came From Outer Space: Today David Sarno presents the “second in a series of occasional Web Scout mysteries, in which we investigate some of the questions haunting the Web entertainment world. In this installment, we get to the bottom of the UFO videos currently raging on YouTube.” Sarno’s on the Nigerian investment beat?

Best Paragraph of the Day: “If you hate women, men, Texas, Los Angeles, television news and any of the social progress made by Americans in the 20th century, then Anchorwoman is the show for you.” We’re so watching.

Barbie Does Lawsuits: Toy giant Mattel is suing a company running a porn site that uses the name “China Barbie.” We thought all the China Barbies had been recalled.