More ink on Iggy: A sobbing Ellen DeGeneres tells Ryan Seacrest that she arrived “five minutes too late” to reclaim the Brussels Griffon mix terrier from Mutts & Moms, a rescue group that has been getting arson and death threats since first crossing DeGeneres. Bitches, man.

If I Paid It: The State Controller is hoping to publicly shame celebs and other delinquent rich folk into paying their taxes by releasing a list of 224 worst scofflaws. On that list: O.J. Simpson. We’re guessing being branded a tax cheat isn’t going to bother him much.

Here It Is, Your Moment of Zen: While still suing YouTube, Viacom says it will offer every 13,000 video clips — or every minute of eight-year The Daily Show — for free on its Web site.