Dennis Farina Arrested: The former Chicago police officer-turned actor spent most of yesterday in jail before getting sprung on $35,000 bail for allegedly trying to board a plane with a .22-caliber handgun in his briefcase. Don’t worry, Dennis, with the state of air travel these days, you’ll probably still make your connecting flight.

Getting A Hed: Josh Friedman has a piece today about the importance of a movie’s title to its box office success. Think the copy desk sweated the headline? We like the one they came up with: Some movie are entitled to do well. Got a better one? Leave a comment and tell us.

And The Weird Goes On: Michael Jackson gets to keep Neverland Ranch, thanks to Colony Capital LLC, which bought Jacko’s loan.