LAT In 90 Seconds — Afternoon Edition

38269997-28123242.jpgIf You Hear Gun Shots and Hookers Moaning Coming From Your Teenager’s Room … chances are good he just picked up the latest edition of Grand Theft Auto. Congratulations. All your years of parental sacrifice and hard work have been for naught.

38270627-28130001.jpgCountry Singer Arrested In Stabbing Death of Cheri Oteri’s Dad: Just a hunch, but we’re guessing Cheri’s not making any jokes about how this whole thing seems like the setup to a country song. Good thing we’re here.

amy_winehouse_200.jpgThe Next James Bond Theme Song To Suck Major Ass… might be written by Amy Winehouse. No offense meant to Wino. These songs just always suck.

MEDIABISTRO EVENTS

Get Social Media Marketing Secrets from Experts

Create a social media strategy, launch your campaign, and track the results in our Social Media Marketing Boot Camp starting February 16. The online event and workshop will feature speakers including The Onion‘s Baratunde Thurston (left), Facebook’s Morin Oluwole, and bitly’s Tim Devane. Register now.