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Santa Monica already has the nuts.
Santa Monica tries again to control the squirrels–birth control shots. Of course, the shots can cost up to 10 bucks each, and don’t start working for three months. Maybe the city should try abstinence-only sex ed for squirrels.

Beckham bends it the wrong way.
David Beckham injured his right knee in Madrid. Does he have to use the National Health Service in the UK? The Brits think his career is over anyway.

Beowulf on ice.

Tow-away zone.
Ken Layne, Wonkette’s West Coast editor, has an op-ed about parking in Los Angeles or rather not parking in Los Angeles.

Get back Loretta!
Rep. Loretta Sanchez gave an interview while stripping down to bra and panties. Allegedly, if she was a guy, she’d be taken more seriously.

Kids say the darndest things.
In New York, people use the “N-word”, according to Erika Hayasaki. Soon to be a 7-part series.

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