Cranky? Prone to ranting? You could be us! Also, the O.C. Register wants you as an editorial writer.

Seasoned Reporters take notice because this type of opportunity rarely comes along. The Orange County Register is looking for a libertarian thinker who can consistently write distinctive, persuasive editorials for our daily newspaper and online opinion website in tune with our philosophy of (a) respect for the individual, (b) limited government, (c) free markets, and (d) free trade.

Sounds like a job for Charles Johnson.

Or maybe Moxie.

Commentary & Opinion is an important section in our paper, and your words will strive to advance human liberty and host community debate for some 290,000 households through our newspaper circulation alone. You will also become a member of our editorial board and will help our team shape the daily and Sunday content of the pages, online product and the editorial positions.

Jill Stewart already has a job.

Is there anyone left at Reason?