OC Register Columnist on Paris and Penis

Mayrav Saar (yes, the same one) continues her love affair with her husband’s manliness by writing about Paris Hilton in the Orange County Register. Think we’re kidding? Read:

I pity poor Paris. Since she’s a celebutante, the First Amendment allows people to flap their gums about her dealings with the penal system all they want. Same can’t be said for Hubby and his penile system.

And of course, she attracts attention from the readership:

What a bunch of garbage. If you want to make light of serious issues to make a point then you should write for the Onion. If you just want to make light of serious issues you shouldn’t write.

We’re guessing that the incarceration of Paris Hilton is a very serious issue down there. Or that down there is a very serious issue–and not just in Paris.

Earlier:
FBLA Editor Upsets Orange County With Husband’s Naughty Bits