Rating the Randy Quaid Headlines

The spectacularly tawdry (and sad) scandal currently enveloping Randy Quaid and wife Evi north of the 49th parallel is a headline writer’s dream or nightmare. A dream if the bold-font artisan is working for a celebrity tabloid publication-website and a nightmare if said writer is part of a more staid outlet trying to grab a fare share of the Internet traffic.

With that in mind, here is an early Monday morning PT look at some of our favorite Quaid slugs so far.

Ambitious: Are Hollywood Celebrities Being Murdered? Randy Quaid Thinks So

Dumb: Hurray For Randy Quaid! He’s Mental And Thinks People Want To Kill Him!

Dumber: Hollywood’s Randy Quaid Could Be a Vancouverite

Understated (wink-wink): Randy Quaid and Wife Now Trying the Patience of Canadian Government

Understated (without the wink): Randy Quaid in Trouble Again

Strangely enough, there is no salacious sight at press time of the Quaid story in TMZ.com’s overnight and early morning October 25th scroll. But something tells us Harvey Levin has a wicked headline just raring to go – a la “National Lampoon’s Fugitive Vacation” – as soon as the appropriate Canadian stringer content can be hustled.

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