After Senator Bob Dole ran for president against President Bill Clinton, he went on television and said, "I slept like a baby. Woke up crying every two hours."

Funny. Bob Dole is funny.

Last night on the Tonight Show Senator John McCain: "I've been sleeping like a baby - sleep two hours - wake up and cry."

I guess the secret service and his joke writers took off after he lost.

So...Viagra commercials are next for the Senator?