Eliot Spitzer’s Call Girl Gone Wild: Ashley Alexander Dupre once appeared on a Girls Gone Wild video. Of course she did.
Brand New New Line: Toby Emmerich has been named president and chief operating officer of a smaller, reorganized New Line Cinema. This follows the recent resignations of founder Bob Shaye and co-Chairman Michael Lynne.
Orange Curtain No More: Orange County officially changed its municipal designation to the OC, as in The O.C., that TV show that crashed and burned into oblivion after an initial streak of success. Congratulations, guys.