In case you’re a Philly transplant with a mail-in ballot and only three working brain cells, HuffPo helps you decide whom to vote for with this handy-dandy guide to which stars are endorsing which candidates.

Obama is supported by Jennifer Aniston, Sam Jackson and Chris Rock.

Clinton has Natalie Portman. And a lot of old people.

Politics-As-High-School: We’ve been loving the Top of the Ticket political blog for all the tasty morsels of minutiae it serves up. This Don Frederick post is especially fun: Replace the words “Clinton,” “Obama” and “Podesta” with “Rosie,” “Kim” and “Hugo,” and you’ve pretty much got the plot of Bye Bye Birdie.

That’s … Show Biz? There is a very interesting story on the LAT’s site about a British intelligence agency denying responsibility for death of Princess Di. One question: Why is this on the Entertainment section of the site? Is this part of some LAT policy to help Hollywood find stories to turn into screenplays?

NBC Tones It Down: It’s the austerity. NBC cancels its fancy upfronts in favor of small presentations in three cities. But don’t fret, Sam Waterson, you and other NBC stars will still get to rub elbows with advertisers at a big party on May. 12.

Conspiracy Theorist? The Path To 9/11 writer Cyrus Nowrasteh believes pressure from the Clinton camp is keeping the DVD of his miniseries from being released.

Shaq Is Getting Divorced: After breaking up with L.A., he’s now splitting from his wife.

Lawless: British coppers arrested Jude Law for attacking a photographer. We don’t know why the LAT is reporting this, either, but we thank the paper for publishing this (apparently controversy-free) photo of Jude.