Larry Sinclair claimed to have performed oral sex on Barack Obama in the back of a limo, and later in a hotel room while smoking crack cocaine. Oddly, the New York Times has ignored this important story.

He’s now suing Obama, David Axlerod, the DNC, and FBLA. (Okay, we made that up. But if he knew of our secret plans for world domination, he would have sued us.)

Sinclair had been claiming to be a big-spending drug dealer, all the while living in Duluth on welfare. He’s been sparring with Dear Murray, the dean of LA River bloggers.

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