Fanboys Are Wetting Themselves: The promos for The Dark Knight have geeks salivating over their way-too-cool interactive in-jokes. We’re still having a hard time with the posters featuring Heath Ledger’s mug.

In Other Died-Too-Young News: Jason Rae, husband of Grammy-nominated British singer Corinne Bailey Rae has been found dead in the northern English city of Leeds. Officers are awaiting results of toxicology tests to determine the cause of death.

Slow News Day: Veronique de Turenne gives us a video clip of Marilyn Monroe drinking something and lounging. Or is it Lindsay Lohan? We can’t tell anymore.

Yes We Clicked Through The Entire Thing: The LAT has been reading our wish-book again, this time posting a picture-book-thingy about Matthew McConaughey’s predilection to show of his pecks. When we got to the last frame we were miffed to find a totally clothed Matt Damon, but then we played the little YouTube video and felt much better.

Desperate Times Call For Bizarre Sources: The Associated Press was so shut out of the Heath Ledger’s-parents-return-home story, that they made security guards their lede and were reduced to quoting a 58-year-old hospital catering supervisor.

Bush Mugs Elmo: On his way out of office, George Bush decided to kick a few 3-year-old in the face and announced plans to cut funds for public television and radio. Of course public broadcasting officials aren’t going to take that lying down. They’ll take it… sure, but they’ll be sitting upright, probably in their Eames chairs, when they do. (Before you write in, we know that the photo doesn’t match. But we were on such a roll of hotties this morning, we decided not to muck it up with a stupid Muppet’s mug. Or Elmo’s.)