Huh? We’re not entirely sure, but we think Rachel Abramowitz just compared Barack Obama to a superhero, a la Hancock or The Hulk. If this makes sense to anyone, please explain it to us.

Lawsuit Resolved: “NBC Universal has ‘amicably resolved‘ a $105-million lawsuit filed by a woman whose brother committed suicide during a taping of its controversial Dateline NBC series To Catch a Predator, both parties said today.”

Fandango Capitalizes on Disney’s Good Name: From Dawn Chmielewski: “Fandango Inc., the nation’s leading movie-ticketing site, on Monday acquired a similar but smaller website from Walt Disney Co. that sports an attractive address: Movies.com. Fandango hopes the acquisition of Movies.com, with its generic name, will give it broader reach for people seeking movie information online.”

Wasn’t me: Actress Kim Basinger said she didn’t leak the ass-crazy message ex Alec Baldwin left on their daughter’s voicemail. It’s like watching the Britney/K-Fed proceedings in RealAge.

Huh? We follow Patrick Goldstein when he trumpets the Alanis Morissette “My Humps” video (that lady is funny!), but he loses us when he proclaims this satire as proof that “the era of video activism is here to stay.”

Yet Another Story About A Maverick Artist Skirting Hollywood: Is there going to even be a Hollywood in 20 years?