Bitch Beach Reading
Courtney Thorne Smith has written a novel. Isn’t she a little young to be one of “America’s most beloved television actresses”?

Don’t Answer the Door
Reese Witherspoon as you’ve never seen her before, starring
as The Avon Lady.

Kink to Kitsch
Bettie Page–you’ll never look at her the same way again, thanks to Greg Beato.

She’s B-a-a-a-ck
LonelyGirl15–you’ll have to look at her again.

Did Eddie Murphy Introduce Them?
Brett Ratner knows his ladies.

Speaking of Sucking…
Bratz: the Movie opens.

The creators of LonelyGirl15 are turning the viral vixen’s doings into a real soap opera, with help from Neutrogena. There’s some plot line with a scientist and a serum and a secret order.

Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried and Jessica Lee Rose are all back for the relaunched series. Neutrogena execs think that the demographics are perfect for their brands–zit cream for aging nerds must be a unique niche.

Earlier:
Lonely Girl 15–The Jig is Up–Or Is It?