Slate tantalizes us with a story that we think is going to be about pundits:
An Obama loss would mean the majority of pundits, reporters, and analysts were wrong. Pollsters would have to find a new line of work, since Obama has been ahead in all 159 polls taken in the last six weeks. The massive crowds that have regularly turned out to see Obama would turn out to have meant nothing. This collective failure of elites would provide such a blast of schadenfreude that Republicans like Rush Limbaugh would be struck speechless (another historic first).
But then the story forgets what it’s about and devolves into a campaign trail account of Barack Obama‘s stump speeches. Which is weird.
So let’s see if we can add (read: steal from elsewhere) some insight:
In other words, this year pundits, and not voters, could determine the outcome of the elections. So here’s our little public service announcement: Turn off your TVs until after you’ve cast your ballot.