Marcia Clark Is Still Looking For The Real Killer: At the media zoo that was OJ‘s bail hearing, the former unsuccessful prosecutor showed up to report for Entertainment Tonight.

Phil Spector’s Judge Is Looking For The Real Verdict: The judge alters jury instructions so that they can find Spector guilty even if they’re not sure he held the gun that went off in Lana Clarkson’s mouth. USC law professor Jean Rosenbluth told the LAT that the judge’s new instruction “has the potential of seeming coercive.” Yep. If the jury is forced to budge, get a new judge.

TMZ.com Is Looking For the Real Judge: Sure we already reported this, but we’re going to try our darndest to give this story longer legs. Longer legs, anyway, than TMZ TV is likely to have.

Get On Back Where You Belong

Paris is in, she’s out, she’s in–and the streets of LA are a whole lot safer. Of course, OJ and Robert Blake are still roaming around.

Don’t Go West
The LA Times has pulled the plug on barely breathing West magazine. Bought-out babe Lennie LaGuire will preside over the rebirth as a monthly issue. Most pressing question: will Amy Tan still be involved?

Get In Line
Ocean’s Thirteen opens. Don’t pretend you don’t want to see it.