Lynwood Hilton: An attorney for Paris Hilton says the heiress is “using this time to reflect on her life, to see what she can do to make the world better and hopefully, in my opinion, to change the attitudes that exist about her among many people.” It’s important to note here that she’s been locked up now for less than two days.

Tripping Over His Severed Tongue: Patrick Goldstein refuses to come right out and say it, so we will: The ads for Hostel are disgusting and degrading.

Scooter Libby Sentenced To 2 1/2 Years: We hear he’ll start serving his sentence right after attending the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards.