Actress Sean Young‘s 15-seconds of TMZ fame is officially coming to an end as the former Blade Runner star won’t face charges for her physical altercation with a security guard at the Oscars.

From the LA Times:

John Franklin, a spokesman for the city attorney, cited insufficient evidence in the decision not to charge Young.

Young has demanded an apology and on Facebook said she suffered a bruised arm during the altercation with security.

“I just want everyone to know that I was sober, extremely well-behaved when a very stupid security guard went postal on me,” Young wrote.

Just because the Oscar telecast was boring last night doesn’t mean the actual show was dull. Ten people were arrested last night at the Oscars, including Blade Runner actress Sean Young.

From the LA Times:

Young… was placed under citizen’s arrest and taken to the Hollywood division of the Los Angeles Police Department, according to Officer Wendy Reyes.

Young was involved in “some type of physical altercation” and taken into custody by the person she was fighting with, police said.

Police sources said it was a security guard at the ball who arrested Young. Young was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor battery and released on $20,000 bail about 3 a.m., according to jail records. She is to appear in court March 19.

Young, meanwhile, told X17 the incident was the fault of an overzealous Academy security guard. She blames the Academy and its lawyers and demanded an apology.

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Luke Ford, self-styled moral leader, has some photos of Sean Young, taken last December. She looks pretty great for a crazy girl.

Since when is shouting at a self-important gas bag greaseball like Julian Schnabel such a faux pas? There was a time when Hollywood would celebrate such an act, rather than rush her off to the spin bin. Too bad Vikram Jayanti wasn’t her date.

If Schnabel had any imagination, he would have swooped down and done an Adrian Brody to shut her up.

And as a Gold Rush commenter points out, at least she didn’t glue his dick to his leg. (So what if it’s an urban legend? It’s still a great story.)

Why aren’t feminists leaping to defend Young’s speaking truth to power? Look at the video–Schnabel’s not so coherent himself.

She spoke for every woman in the room–all cinched in by Spanx, Choos, and a Wonderbra–when she urged the guy to get on with the godamned speech so they could go home.
Right on sister!

SAG Award highlights:

Sean Young swoops into town, and initiates Julian Schnabel into her own little club.

Oddly enough, she wasn’t recognized in the new Stunt category.

Josh Brolin thanks the Coen brothers, freaky little dudes that they are.

Cathy Horyn notices that all the stars look alike. The red carpet isn’t the catwalk, honey.

Beth Harris, writing for AP, makes the evening sound like a day at the unemployment office, with better lighting.

LogoOnline calls it The Most Glamorous Assemblage of Homosexuals and Prostitutes Ever.