CJR is running a massive feature piece by Robert Love on the Chief Innovation Officer of the Tribune Company Lee Abrams:

Based on these stream-of-consciousness blog entries-turned-e-mails, Abrams has been dismissed by his new colleagues as a “lunatic,” a “barbarian,” a buffoon whose writing style is Ted Kaczynski-meets-Dan Quayle.

Snort.

Brad Pitt’s production company, Plan B, has been given a Unabomber script, prompting New York Magazine to crank up the rumor mill.

Pitt’s company hasn’t said whether he’d take on the role of Ted Kaczynski, and we’re really hoping he turns it down. Despite what he thought, not even Brad could rock that crazy-in-a-cabin look.