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MTV renewed A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila for a second season.

E! returns on January 7th with a second season of Chelsea Lately, starring Chelsea Handler.

When’s the Theme Park Opening?

Dick Wolf and NBC Universal are talking about developing a Law & Order: London for ITV.

News for the Dim

TV Guide.com launches a Strike Survival guide so that viewers won’t get stuck watching an episode they’ve already seen. (In the case of Brothers and Sisters, how can anyone tell?)

TV Guide.com reports that CBS is launching a service called “Eye-lert,” that will text viewers when a prime-time show is delayed because of a sports or news event.

We can’t explain it, but a little part of our soul died upon reading that.