AMPTP or someone calling themselves by those initials, sends this:
LOS ANGELES, December 10, 2007
The Association of Motion Picture and Television Producers announced today that the reason it exited negotiations with the Writers Guild of America was to finalize the relaunch of its website, www.AMPTP.com.
“This is a bold new era for our website,” said AMPTP president Nick Counter. “These last few weeks, we have negotiated with the WGA during the day and worked with boldness all night on making our website more fun and user-friendly. We have made bold, groundbreaking moves in several areas of web design, including words, pictures, so-called ‘hyperlinks,’ logos, and also words and pictures.”
According to Counter, now that the AMPTP is no longer distracted by trying to make a deal with the WGA, it can redouble its efforts to make its website “a bold source of information and the Internet’s number one database for photos of me.”
The AMPTP is is a collection of kindly gentlemen who create and distribute all of your favorite screen-based entertainment.