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Arctic Tale: Might As Well Be CGI

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Why can’t the critics come clean and call Arctic Tale what it is: a cartoon.

The footage is faked.

The script is bogus.

Audiences call it fake but accurate, propaganda aimed at kids, dorky, and endorsed by Starbucks.

Wouldn’t it have been easier just to get a bunch of plushies and throw them in a blender? A Splushy?

And by the way–just stop talking about Kristin Gore’s one week gig on Saturday Night Live. One week is not a comedy career. We don’t want to hear about it ever again.

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