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Black Babies, Get Yours on Ebay!

madonna_orphans_01.jpgOK, not really. But almost. April Winchell (she’s this week’s FBLA hero, apparently) has created a line of, as she calls them “googly-eyed African Orphan dolls.” Her sales pitch? “Now anyone
can adopt one!”

Winchell tells FBLA: “They come with beautifully designed adoption papers. They cost a fraction of the price of buying an actual child, since you don’t have to pay off any government officials. And you can leave them in your car while you do Pilates. It’s perfect! Orphans for the rest of us. I may trademark that.”

Sales of these will go toward a charity auction beneifting American orphans and underprivileged kids (“Seems like high time for that,” she tells us. “My hope is to turn these crappy toys of mine into real toys for needy kids.”)

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Lauren Berger Writes New Book for Young People Entering "Real World"

Lauren Berger Welcome to the Real WorldCareer Expert, Lauren Berger, releases her second book, Welcome to the Real World: Finding Your Place, Perfecting Your Work, and Turning Your Job Into Your Dream Career (Harper Business), on April 22nd. In this book, Berger shares everything she wishes someone told her after graduation. Her book is the essential guide to anyone starting their first, second, or third job. She encourages readers to be fearless, step outside of their comfort zones, and go after what they want.