BREAKING: PETER BRAUNSTEIN IS CAUGHT

“I am the man the world is looking for.”

Wow. Great news out of Tennessee: Peter Braunstein is in police custody.

Braunstein was reportedly recognized and apprehended on the streets of Memphis, identifying himself and and telling police “I am the man the world is looking for.” Then he stabbed himself three times in the neck. He’s now in the hospital, hopefully the crazy ward, followed by somewhere else with a big, sturdy lock.

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