We never thought of Buzz Aldrin and Howard Stern having anything in common before. However, the legendary astronaut was a call-in guest to Stern’s satellite radio show on Wednesday. The pair talked Ali G, alcohol and trophy wives. As per Stern’s PR folks:

Howard told Buzz that he should have been the first man on the moon, because of his military background. Buzz said Neil Armstrong was Navy, and one of the world’s greatest test pilots, so he was fine with being second. Howard asked Buzz if he banged a lot of girls after walking on the moon, and Buzz replied that he was more a fan of booze. Howard wondered why Buzz felt he needed a facelift, so Buzz explained that his “trophy wife” wanted him to fix his drooping jaw.

TMZ has the audio.

— Neal Ungerleider