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Two and a Half Fake Tweets

Predictably, the Plaza Hotel Charlie Sheen debacle has set LA Twitter hearts aflutter. Zingers are flying fast and furious, with the same speed that informed the de facto NMAtv CGI spoof now making the viral rounds.

But how are some of the micro-blogging service’s many faux celebs reacting? We thought you’d never ask.

@LindsayinJail: “Gonna be Charlie Sheen for Halloween, that way I can do all the blow I want & still have an inexplicably great career :-/”

@BettyFckinWhite: “The news said that Charlie Sheen trashed a hotel room because he was “coke-fueled.” Time to switch to diet coke, Charlie.”

@GaryJBusey: “Guys relax, that screaming hooker locked in the closet was already in Charlie Sheen’s hotel room before he got there.”

@Nick_Nolte: “Shame about Charlie Sheen, but it ain’t his fault. His momma couldn’t handle her coke neither… Heh heh heh.”

@Lord_Voldermort7: “Listen Charlie Sheen, I’ve already got Mel Gibson & Tiger Woods competing with me for asshole of the year. Tone it the hell down.”

No sign yet of any Sheen-tastic opining from @FakeMichaelBay, one of Twitter’s original Hollywood impersonators. However, if you’re looking to add a little east coast flavor to these LA Twitter IMplants, there’s always…

@FauxBillClinton: “Went prostitute shopping with Charlie Sheen this morning… He was gettin after some uglies. And I thought my standards were low.”

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