CNN: Are You A ‘Cyberchondriac’?

If it’s pre-Christmas week and the industry is slowing down, it means that it’s time for our favorite thing in the world: Useless feature stories.

Ladies and gentleman, we give you CNN’s not-so-hypothetical question: Are you a ‘cyberchondriac’?

Symptoms of cyberchondria, according to CNN’s Elizabeth Cohen:

  • “You feel worse after Web surfing instead of better”
  • “Your doctor’s reassurances don’t help”
  • “You move quickly from suspicion to conviction”

    See? It’s just like hypochondria… only cyber.

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