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Dammit, That D-Girl Was One Week From Retirement

In the weird analogy department, Defamer links to a Reuters piece in which an unnamed Disney source claims that the post-Weinsteins Miramax will be rolled into the studio and retrofitted into an “elite SWAT team.” No word on how many of the approximately 200 current Miramax employees will be invited to join this SWAT team and how many will be forced to move to small towns where they partner with naive but good-hearted cops and learn important lessons about life.

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