We don’t care what anyone else says. We like Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. What does this have to do with the week in review? Nothing. But we’re feeling like picking a fight today.
O.K. midnight oil burners: Here it is, the week you missed:
Six Nominations Don’t Lie: Shakira is shaking her hips all the way to the bank — and with six Latin Grammy noms, looks like she’ll be shakin’ it for a long time to come.
Michael Jackson Settles Custody Battle: Buried deep in the story is this nugget: Jacko’s kids are Jewish. Happy New Year, kids. May you be written in the book of Life. Unless you don’t want to be — which we totally wouldn’t fault you for.
Nice Cans: Also, this is happening.