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Diet Snapple Wants Jimmy Kimmel To Want Diet Snapple

Sarah Silverman, Matt Damon, Jimmy Kimmel and Diet Snapple.

Jean Zilani, who reps Diet Snapple, send this missive:

Hey Jimmy,

Heard that you found out about Sarah f*cking Matt Damon. Sorry you had to find out that way and that my sublime flavor blinded you to Sarah’s philandering ways.

In an attempt to console you, here’s a whole lotta me for you to enjoy. Hopefully it will numb the pain. In fact, if your viewers want to share their girlfriend/boyfriend is f*cking someone else story on air , they can have a case of me too…

Anyway, keep your spirits up. It’s not like she was f*cking Ben Affleck or anything. Now that would have been embarrassing.

Diet Snapple

Talk about your product placement.

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