So, we hear WNYC is running a singles event for people more interested in a potential date's intellect than zodiac sign. ("Why didn't we think of that?" we thought.) But when, a day or two later, we hear the radio station's Brian Lehrer say that the event was closed for women but still open for men, we thought maybe even the NPR-listening male is looking something other than a big intellect in his women.

Now it simply says "sold out."