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European Vacation

images-4.jpgMichael Jackson finally has something in common with other humans: A hatred for the United States. To celebrate, he’s apparently going on a residential tour of every country that wants to snub, sneer at or bomb us.

In this latest episode, Jackson is heading from Bahrain to Europe, where the coffee is strong and the anti-American sentiment is stronger.

He still hasn’t sold Neverland Ranch (We’re so going to that auction when he does), but it looks like he’s officially dumping the U.S.

Wonder what flag he’s going to sew to his backpack?

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