Remember Solid Gold? The glorious eighties predecessor to shows like So You Think You Can Dance, hosted by Dionne Warwick and Arsenio Hall. Of course you do! Who among us did not desperately want to be a Solid Gold dancer? Yeah, exactly. Alas, along with so many other childhood dreams, it was just not meant to be. Fortunately there's always the mediabistro.com job board. In the meantime, here's Darcel Wynne, as in "before there was Paula Abdul, there was Darcel Wynne." Do you think television will ever be this awesome again?