We're glad so many of you enjoyed our item on who was dining with whom at Michael's this past Wednesday. (One person described it as "incredibly valuable" and apparently closed a major deal based on our semi-stalking. Happy to help!) Some of you have asked if we'll be doing it every day, and the answer is no, we won't be, unless you're buying. Besides, that would keep us from running our almost-as-popular item, "Lunch at Kebab House" (the chicken shish platter is an excellent midday value). No, we'll do it once a week, on a day to be spontaneously chosen, so close your eyes and hope, hope, hope that you'll see us (and when you do, know that we'll be watching you). The rest of the time, feel free to let us know who you saw, who they were with, and how many martinis washed down their Chilean sea bass. Dammit, these are the details that matter.

For those of you without an expense account, console yourself by dancing around your cubicle to this. You're sexy, so sexy. Come and dance with us, Michael's!

UPDATE: We changed our mind, Wednesday is going to be our see-and-be-seen day at Michael's, unless we get a better offer or run out of money. Come and dance with us then. Ha, wouldn't it be hilarious if Wednesday lunch at Michael's turned into a big honking media dance party? Shake it, Roger Ailes!