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George Wayne’s Really Creepy VF Interview With Rachel Maddow

rmrulz.jpgWhat the hell is wrong with George Wayne and who the hell thought it would be a good idea for him, of all people, to interview Rachel Maddow for Vanity Fair?

Anyway, Miss “Cable Queen,” as Vogue calls you, do you suffer from any paraphilia?
Paraphilia?

Listen to this saucy pedant. Paraphilia is having a rare erotic fetish. Perhaps you may indulge in eproctophilia?
Duh?

Darling! Eproctophiliacs are those sexually turned on by farts and farting!
That word actually exists?

It is the current rage of Mayfair high society in jolly, kinky London. G.W. will admit to his Caesarophilia-erotic fascination with royalty. Especially that redhead Prince Harry. G.W. has been fantasizing more than ever of tossing that royal salad. I would floss every strand of that red burr to perfection!
He did just break up with his girlfriend.

The whole awkward exchange is here.

Our rabid – unwavering girl-crush aside – this is the perfect example of pearls before swine.

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