I think I would like to work for cable news

Our benevolent parent at MB has released its annual Salary Survey, and the numbers clearly indicate that I’m in the wrong profession (though I knew that from the NYT two weeks ago). MB received over 15,000 responses, and they were meticulously reviewed by Timothy Noah. Just kidding, but who can’t learn from his methodology?
Hooray, you’re all rich! Or, at least you’re happy.

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