FishbowlDC TVNewser TVSpy LostRemote AgencySpy PRNewser GalleyCat SocialTimes

Is Victoria’s Secret Putting Us On?

968189291_5dfab3a06a.jpg

Victoria’s Secret at The Grove is inviting women to try on their new “It” bra and pose for photos with super-underthingies-models Heidi Klum and Marisa Miller tonight at 7 p.m. As if the lighting in the dressing rooms at that place didn’t make us look fat and flat enough, now they’re going to pose us next to two of the most beautiful women on the planet?

Are they insane or just sadistic?

As one FBLA source put it, “Yeah, by 4:30, you should be power-ralphing that pint of Haagen-Daaz you scarfed just to make yourself feel loved…”

Mediabistro Course

Middle Grade Novel Writing

Middle Grade Novel WritingStarting January 15, work with a literary agent to write your middle-grade novel! In this course, you'll learn how to develop strong characters, write compelling dialogue, master the art of revision, and market your work to publishing houses and agents. Register now!