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Is Victoria’s Secret Putting Us On?

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Victoria’s Secret at The Grove is inviting women to try on their new “It” bra and pose for photos with super-underthingies-models Heidi Klum and Marisa Miller tonight at 7 p.m. As if the lighting in the dressing rooms at that place didn’t make us look fat and flat enough, now they’re going to pose us next to two of the most beautiful women on the planet?

Are they insane or just sadistic?

As one FBLA source put it, “Yeah, by 4:30, you should be power-ralphing that pint of Haagen-Daaz you scarfed just to make yourself feel loved…”

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