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Lady Gaga’s First Column for V is Better Than You

At the end of March, FishbowlNY told you how Lady Gaga was going to start contributing to V Magazine because no one reads it and the magazine was desperate for attention. Er, because Gaga has a lot to say about fashion. It was one of those two. Whatever the reason was, the time has finally arrived and thanks to Gawker, we can now read her column.

You can digest all 1,445 words and two footnotes of it if you want, but we can summarize it for you: Essentially Gaga writes as pretentiously as possible, lecturing readers about how much fashion knowledge she has and why she’s so transcendent as an artist.

Here’s one quick quote, because we don’t think it deserves much more: “Any writer, or anyone for that matter who doesn’t understand the last two sentences of this column should NEVER be writing about or critiquing fashion or artists in publication.” An ALL CAPS declaration!

So yeah, Gaga’s first column is pretty much what you’d expect.

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Lauren Berger Writes New Book for Young People Entering "Real World"

Lauren Berger Welcome to the Real WorldCareer Expert, Lauren Berger, releases her second book, Welcome to the Real World: Finding Your Place, Perfecting Your Work, and Turning Your Job Into Your Dream Career (Harper Business), on April 22nd. In this book, Berger shares everything she wishes someone told her after graduation. Her book is the essential guide to anyone starting their first, second, or third job. She encourages readers to be fearless, step outside of their comfort zones, and go after what they want.