Warning: Lines Might Be Longer At Target On Sunday: That’s when Libertine designer Johnson Hartig launches his mass-market line.
Most Idiotic Sales Pitch Ever: L.A. Sheriff Lee Baca is trying to convince lawmakers to let him send inmates home with ankle bracelets — a la Paris Hilton. He says, “It will help me keep people in jail who need to stay in jail, including domestic violence offenders.” Great idea, Lee. Lock those guys up at home with their battered wives. We’re sure no harm will come of that.
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