Hey, You Try Lip-Synching With A Stretched Out Uterus: We hate sentences like these: “An out-of-shape, out-of-touch Britney Spears delivered what was destined to be the most talked about performance of the MTV Video Music Awards — but for all the wrong reasons.” We really do.
T-minus Sleaze And Counting: TMZ will debut tonight on Fox. It won’t be much longer before society crumbles into blackness, rioters take the street and we all begin throwing our feces at each other. Make sure to set your TiVo!
LAT Asks You To Decide Between Kanye and 50 Cent: Because a few of its readers may have even heard of one of them.
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