Dennis Rodman Arrested On Domestic Abuse Charges: Dennis Rodman was arrested yesterday on charges of domestic abuse. Police say he hit a woman, but in his defense, the bitch was trying to steal his eye shadow.
The People vs. Paula Abdul: Elizabeth Snead reports that American Idol-ators aren’t feeling Paula these days. But execs promise to keep her around. Both of her.
Kenneth Turan Sucks The Fun Out Of Everything: We have tickets to see Iron Man at the Arclight tonight. Got a babysitter and everything. Thanks for throwing a big, wet critic’s blanket on our excitement.
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