The defense in the Michael Jackson case supposedly indicted the testimony of the 14-year-old brother of the boy who accused Jackson of molesting him by showing him a copy of Barely Legal, asking the boy if Jackson had shown him the copy, and when the boy said yes, responding that it was an August 2003 issue that came out after the boy had already left the ranch.

But, as a reader points out, all the covers of Barely Legal look pretty much the same. (Now, we know what you're thinking: A "reader." Riiiiiight... Okay, busted. We've got a whole stack of 'em on our shelf, disguised as SPY back issues from '89 & '90. Now you can stop getting so snippy that we wouldn't let you borrow them when you asked.)

We'd do a side-by-side comparison of the barely different Barely Legals, but Google image search is yielding nothing. (Nothing we can publish, anyway.) So we leave you instead with this photo of Michael Jackson, suitable for framing and scaring small chil... eh, we can't bring ourselves to finish it.

UPDATE: a reader writes: I fundamentally disagree with your theory. Each cover of Barely Legal is special to me, and uniquely memorable. 18 year old naked Russian prostitutes are like snowflakes. No two are alike. You should know better...