Intrepid cyberhostess and mediabistro.com CEO Laurel Touby passed a photo shoot on Great Jones & Bowery this afternoon and couldn't help but snap a couple herself. Turns out the Elvi were gathered for an upcoming cover of Fortune. But why wait for the magazine when we've already got the pics?

Q: How many Elvises does it take to do a Fortune cover shoot?
A: At least four, and some guy on the left.

The giant light bouncing screen doubles as a satellite dish so the crew can better receive messages from The King

The Elvi gather to share secrets about upcoming sequin sample sales

Sad but true news for the future: The Fortune story will not be nearly as hilarious as this photo shoot