Today's Larry David moment comes courtesy of Erick Schonfeld, a former Business 2.0 editor who jumped ship to Techcrunch. Here's what Schonfeld told the Post's Keith J. Kelly:

"It's true," said Schonfeld, "I've accepted a position to be co-editor at TechCrunch." "There was a 'Schindler's List' [of Business 2.0 staffers who would be spared] at one point, but I took my name off it so I'd be eligible for a severance package," he said.

Man, this one just totally Godwins itself.