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Martha Stewart is Still Upset About Her Broken iPad

Martha Stewart recently broke her iPad. It was a travesty because she didn’t realize that she had to be a commoner and bring her iPad in to get it fixed. Sadly, Stewart remains confused:

If Jobs did give her the iPad, we imagine he’d love to pick it up for her. But he’s dead, which can make things like that difficult.

Ah! The blame has shifted! Stewart has indicated that someone else broke the iPad, not her! This means… Well, nothing. It means she should just get it fixed or buy a new one, like everyone else in the world.

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