David Zinczenko is hurting America: No, silly, he's not really, unless you count making us all feel guilty for not doing enough sit-ups. He's been selected as one of four mag editors to be interviewed by Jon Stewart at a Magazine Publishers of America event next month. Also up will be Graydon Carter, Kate White and Jim Kelly.* Brought to you by Expedia. To fully get the joke behind the headline, go to the original news source, our man J.Bercoviddy at WWD. That one was for Puffy.

Arianna and Wonkette probably won't be partying on the Amalfi Coast together anytime soon: Yowch! A blogosphere smackdown! Arianna reported that Judith Miller was visited in jai by John Bolton. Wonkette raised her eyebrow and decided to see for herself. So she phoned the prison, and they said nope. Then she gloated. Except she called the wrong prison. Then Arianna gloated. But the real prison won't say either way. So, wait, who's right? I guess Arianna's source, who it's more fun to trust than not trust. But I dunno, it's kind of a gong show of an interlude; can't we all just laugh about it? I bet that would make poor Wonkette's mom happy. I doubt it would make John Bolton happy, though. He's kind of an irascible sort of guy, isn't he? [HuffPo] [WonkPo]

Alex Kuczynski: The Jenna Bush of Peru! Apparently the NYT's Alex Kuczynski is the First Daughter of Peru. There's really nothing that's not cool about that. Let the Peruvian orgies commence![Gawker]

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